No Surprises Here
I came across this
What Handgun Are You
I came in as a S&W 629. Like I said. No surprises here. Heck, I already own one.
Next post will be more stories about my dad.
What Handgun Are You
I came in as a S&W 629. Like I said. No surprises here. Heck, I already own one.
Next post will be more stories about my dad.
posted by ted at 3:19 PM
12 Comments:
huh, i'm a berreta or something. dunno what that means as i have never seen one, i don't think i've ever even touched a gun, for that matter. i suppose i'm a horrid republican after all.
this is what it says;
Beretta92fs. You're good. Almost as good as a Sig but you are cheaper. Thats why the US military chose you. You're kinda scary.
I have no idea if this gun fits my personality at all, but I like what it says.
Sig Sauer P226. Greatest gun ever! Feel special. Beautiful and reliable but can still scare the living bejesus outta anyone.
What do you know, a .44 mag, except I don't own one.
For clarification, the 92FS was selected by the U.S. Military over the Ruger P-85, and the CZ75. There is a lot of speculation that it was after great pressure from the UN to select a gun not made in the US.
A Sig 226 is an expensive gun that does a lot of the same exact things that every other gun on the planet does, just a little better. It is used by the FBI, Marshalls, Some CIA offices, and a few U.S. Special firces groups. A version was carried by the Salem PD, but was replaced about 5 years ago for a Glock.
OK, somehow I came in as a 226 as well. Lame. There are only four possible results, the 629 (.44mag) The baretta, the sig, and a damn glock. Weak. How about the ole 1911 U.S. .45? Or any other number of handguns that have worldwide signifigance. Like the CZ75, The handgun that outnumbers the AK-47 for numbers produced? Not to mention, that three of the guns are the same caliber. (not calibre) Grrr, now I am pissed. No, not because I didnt get to be the gun I wanted, but because the gun I wanted wasn't even included. How can you make a list of handguns in the world without including John Brownings world beating design? The gun that beat the Nazis, and won the cold war? What the hell? And if you want a bigass hand cannon, why not the Desert eagle? Ahnold uses one in almost every movie, INCLUDING that steamer Eraser. Ted, next time you put a test like this up here make sure it doesnt sick spokes. The only redeeming factor, is that it does have the 629. Which I am sure made you quite happy.
Yeah, I thought the exclusion of the 1911 was lame as hell. If they only wanted crappy 9mm guns, why not throw in the Hi-Power to send a nod to ol Mr. John Moses Browning. I also noticed a disturbing exclusion of the following pieces of death dealin' steel:
Samuel Colt's 1873 Peacemaker, the gun that won the west;
A German Luger, what every US soldier wanted to come home with as a trophy;
A "Broomhandle" 1896 Mauser, a gun that has only one screw and was the base used in the mock-up blaster that Han Solo wore throughout the real Star Wars films;
The Makarov, Russia has been stamping these things out for so long that you can buy a six pack of them in Shotgun News for only a couple hundred bucks;
1847 Colt Walker, arguably the first in a long line of guns filling the obsession American males have with the largest handgun money can buy.
And an honorable mention to the following:
Ingram or Mac pistols; S&W's new X-Frame; the gyrojet rocket pistols that the first Americans who went to the moon were equipped with (I am not making that up); and bottle rockets shot out of a bb gun.
"doesnt sick spokes"? I can only guess what you're trying to say.
Now what he said was, "Choppy, sick 'im," but what I heard was "Choppy, sick spokes."
And as a side note, Sig is now putting many of their pistols into circulation which were previously used in law enforcement which have been reconditioned by the factory and provide a savings of around $200 over a factory new. Pretty good deal for a Sig if you ask me.
I thought he meant "doesn't suck spokes," but I don't believe I've ever heard that particular bit of urban jargon before.
Melissa, don't you read my blog? Spokes, are the wrinkles that surround your butthole. So to say that something "Sucks spokes" is sort of a new way to say sucks ass.
Enjoy my new lingo.
I too was a Sig P226, which is funny since it is my favorite handgun - which translates to the one I rent at the range 'cuz I don't own one... That and I can hit the broadside of a barn with it, where as the damn Glock is only good as a projectile weapon if I throw it at someone.
Check for Eric's "new lingo" in almost all of his posts since he never proof-reads and apparently types hell bent for leather.
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